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	<title>Shafe Shifter &#187; Wierd Witty And Uncommon</title>
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		<title>1967 Clip depicts using computers to shop at home&#8230; heh..</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/12/07/1967-clip-depicts-using-computers-to-shop-at-home-heh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 14:30:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a clip from the 1967 film 1999 A.D. in which we see the family of the future shopping, paying bills and using electronic mail from home.   Apparently women in 1999 still wouldn't be deemed to be up to handling tasks such as banking, bill-paying, and tax preparation, even with the help of electronic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today is Exploding Whale Day Again!</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/11/12/today-is-exploding-whale-day-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2011 07:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's November 12th again... and out of the time I've lived in lane county I'm still disappointed that no one told me about Exploding whale day... And I couldnt help but to crack up... This happened 41 years ago in Florence Oregon... Florence is a small fishing town on the Oregon coast which boasted a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Technology&#8230; I Feel Cheated.</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/06/21/technology-i-feel-cheated/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was young.... I was told that by the year 2000 flying cars would be commonplace, in 2011 Flying cars are not commonplace. Instead, Flying in America is one of the most awful activities one can partake in that involves being fondled and having your shampoo poured out. I was told that by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THINGS YOU&#8217;LL MISS IF THE WORLD ENDS SATURDAY</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/05/19/things-youll-miss-if-the-world-ends-saturday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 06:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apocalypse]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of us lucky enough to not get taken.. here are some things happening when all the wingnuts are gone... May 21 Rapture Day May 21 Ready, Set, Inflate!: The National Safe Boating Council is trying to break its first world record attempt to see how many people around the world can inflate a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Number Stations</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/05/12/number-stations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 16:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ssdcccc For more than 30 years the Shortwave radio spectrum has been used by the worlds intelligence agencies to transmit secret messages. These messages are transmitted by hundreds of “Numbers Stations”. Shortwave Numbers Stations are a perfect method of anonymous, one way communication. Spies located anywhere in the world can be communicated to by their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20/20 Piece About Heavy Metal from the 80s</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/04/25/2020-piece-about-heavy-metal-from-the-80s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 16:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[20/20 Piece About Heavy Metal from the 80s Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Kill The Hippies Game</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/02/24/kill-the-hippies-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 02:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kill The Hippies Game Hehe.. was just looking at this again... Of course when I first stumbled upon it  I couldn't resist, I had to buy this game.  Looked too funny! From the description: Kill the Hippies a fun satirical card game. Play a Fundie religious group or person out to kill the Hippies. Each [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Help Mom, There are liberals under the bed!</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/02/15/help-mom-there-are-liberals-under-the-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/02/15/help-mom-there-are-liberals-under-the-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 15:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kids Book??? In case you missed this monstrosity, I present to you Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed! Kill me now.... From the description on Amazon.com: This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yahoo Branding Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/01/26/yahoo-branding-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 20:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.brian-shaffer.com/?p=742</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The brand managers at Yahoo are genius... (sarcasm). I just got an email from Yahoo that started out like this: Dear Yahoo! Calendar and Yahoo! Notepad Customer, Yahoo! Calendar Beta will soon be renamed "All-New Yahoo! Calendar," and Yahoo! Notepad Beta will soon be renamed "All-New Yahoo! Notepad.".... Seems worthy of a mass email, don't [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs Of The Times?</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/01/17/signs-of-the-times/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2011/01/17/signs-of-the-times/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 16:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going through my phone and noticed I have a tendency to take pictures of things that just strike me as a "WTF Moment"... here are some of those pics... The first in the roll, was a sign at a bank. It seems that someone could have worded this better. This one really makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Backyard Homemade Roller Coasters</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/10/18/backyard-homemade-roller-coasters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 23:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.brian-shaffer.com/?p=322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some people are really into roller coasters, to the point where they will build one in their backyard? I mean, who doesn't want their own personal roller coaster? It's not that unusual, even ehow.com has an article on doing it. Here are a few folks who have done just that. Jeremy Reid's Backyard Roller Coaster: Oklahoma [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top-5 Best Flash Mobs</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/08/23/the-top-5-best-flash-mobs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[flash mob (noun): A group of people who appear from out of nowhere, to perfom predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people. The group performs these actions for a short amount of time before quickly dispersing. Flash mobs are often organised through email and/or newsgroup postings. Number 5: Oprah Flash Mob During The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Facebook, Twitter and Hollywood&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/08/18/facebook-twitter-and-hollywood/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/08/18/facebook-twitter-and-hollywood/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:31:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My humor is way too geeky sometimes, a majority of my friends never get it... so here are the two best movie trailers to hit the internet... First up, the original, "The Social Network" a movie about the start of facebook, which should always be filed under "Way to fucking dramatic for a movie trailer"... [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My First Publicy Available Software and Website for it.</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/08/10/my-first-publicy-available-software-and-website-for-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/08/10/my-first-publicy-available-software-and-website-for-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in the early 90s I was writing add-on's for BBS Systems... yeah.. y'know before the internet people got online by dialing computers in other people's houses at 2400 baud (or less)... Files, Fidonet etc... Anyways.. shortly before I abanded my BBS utility software I threw up a webpage.. check it out.. TNL Systems 1998 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top offbeat vacation spots for 2010 Part 2 of 2</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/06/15/top-offbeat-vacation-spots-for-2010-part-2-of-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/06/15/top-offbeat-vacation-spots-for-2010-part-2-of-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 15:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.brian-shaffer.com/?p=464</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is part 2 of a 2 part series.  If you missed part one.  Check it out:  Top offbeat vacation spots for 2010 Part 1 of 3 Anyone else in desprate need of a vacation? I know I could always use a break from the stresses of work and household responsibilities. Being who I am, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top offbeat vacation spots for 2010 Part 1 of 2</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/06/08/top-offbeat-vacation-spots-for-2010-part-1-of-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Anyone else in desprate need of a vacation?  I know I could always use a break from the stresses of work and household responsibilities.  Being who I am, I typically don't go for your usual vacation spots.  I'm happy to announce my part 1 of a 2 part series of my Top Offbeat Vacation Spots [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AT&amp;T &#8220;You Will&#8221; Ads from 1993</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/06/01/att-you-will-ads-from-1993/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a bit old, but I just watched it again and still find it pretty cool. These ads are interesting as they depict a 1993 vision of technology in the future. Most all exists today and most is just commonplace now. The montage itself comes from a 1993 Newsweek CD-ROM. How many did they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Translations</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/04/30/bad-translations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 16:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine bought an ipod clone online. He got it from http://www.mp3playerbuying.com (which isn't loading for me now).. The place was in china. The paypal account he paid to was a US account from a different company, the confirmation came from yet a different company and it was shipped from yet another company. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>1943 Guide to Hiring Women From Transportation Magazine</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/04/26/1943-guide-to-hiring-women-from-transportation-magazine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/04/26/1943-guide-to-hiring-women-from-transportation-magazine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 17:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an old one, but the blatant sexism is worth re-posting: The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. This was written for male supervisors of women in the work force during World War II. "Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees: There's no longer any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Great Credit Card Prank</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/04/21/the-great-credit-card-prank/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/04/21/the-great-credit-card-prank/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is hilarious.. be sure to check out the great credit card prank II linked at the end of the article! Credit card signatures are a useless mechanism designed to make you feel safe, like airport security checks. So my question was, how crazy would I have to make my signature before someone would actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video: Journey Video Parody Final Cut</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/02/11/sex-hair-journey-video-parody-final-cut/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/02/11/sex-hair-journey-video-parody-final-cut/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:33:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those who remember my recent post about my summer working on a web series, here are some end results. The comedic "Air Band", Sex Hair does a remake of the classic video from the 80s: 'Separate Ways" by Journey.  All 88 shots were story boarded to match the original video. This video was shot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Puppy</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/02/02/new-puppy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 01:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I ended up acquiring a puppy.  Here is a quick video of her...]]></description>
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		<title>Wanna Get Abducted By Aliens?</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/01/25/wanna-get-abducted-by-aliens/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2010/01/25/wanna-get-abducted-by-aliens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 16:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you've always wanted to be abducted by aliens, check out the service offered by Alien Abductions Incorporated. The fact of the matter is that most people will probably never have the opportunity to be abducted by aliens. And even those elite few who are selected for abduction receive no assurances that they will fully [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jello!</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2009/12/28/jello/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2009/12/28/jello/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 16:18:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Liz Hickok is a San Francisco-based artist working in photography, video, sculpture, installation, and currently, Jell-O. Hickok received her Masters in Fine Arts from Mills College in Oakland, California. She earned a BFA and BA from the School of the Museum of Fine Arts and Tufts University in Boston, Massachusetts. Hickok lived and worked in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today is Exploding Whale Day!</title>
		<link>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2009/11/12/today-is-exploding-whale-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.brian-shaffer.com/2009/11/12/today-is-exploding-whale-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian Shaffer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It's November 12th again... and out of the time I've lived in lane county I'm still disappointed that no one told me about Exploding whale day... And I couldnt help but to crack up... This happened 39 years ago in Florence Oregon... Florence is a small fishing town on the Oregon coast which boasted a [...]]]></description>
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