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1Jun/100

AT&T “You Will” Ads from 1993

This is a bit old, but I just watched it again and still find it pretty cool. These ads are interesting as they depict a 1993 vision of technology in the future. Most all exists today and most is just commonplace now. The montage itself comes from a 1993 Newsweek CD-ROM.

How many did they miss (so far), and what would your predictions be for the next 17 years?

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AT&T “You Will” Ads from 1993
30Apr/100

Bad Translations

A friend of mine bought an ipod clone online. He got it from http://www.mp3playerbuying.com (which isn't loading for me now)..

The place was in china. The paypal account he paid to was a US account from a different company, the confirmation came from yet a different company and it was shipped from yet another company.

This thing is very cool for the cheap price tag, but it goes overboard trying to be a clone. In fact when you turn it on it has a slightly altered apple logo that pops up on the screen.

The the most awesome part was the instruction booklet. This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time. The translation is so incredibly funny I had to scan it and post it up.. So check it out

Front:
http://www.brian-shaffer.com/pics/front-small.png

Back:
http://www.brian-shaffer.com/pics/back-small.png

If you want the full resolution scans they are here: http://www.brian-shaffer.com/pics/

Do check these out.. they had me laughing for hours...

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Bad Translations
26Apr/101

1943 Guide to Hiring Women From Transportation Magazine

1943 Guide to Hiring Women

This is an old one, but the blatant sexism is worth re-posting:

The following is an excerpt from the July 1943 issue of Transportation Magazine. This was written for male supervisors of women in the work force during World War II.

"Eleven Tips on Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees: There's no longer any question whether transit companies should hire women for jobs formerly held by men. The draft and manpower shortage has settled that point. The important things now are to select the most efficient women available and how to use them to the best advantage.

Here are eleven helpful tips on the subject from Western Properties:

1. Pick young married women. They usually have more of a sense of responsibility than their unmarried sisters, they're less likely to be flirtatious, they need the work or they wouldn't be doing it, they still have the pep and interest to work hard and to deal with the public efficiently.

2. When you have to use older women, try to get ones who have worked outside the home at some time in their lives. Older women who have never contacted the public have a hard time adapting themselves and are inclined to be cantankerous and fussy. It's always well to impress upon older women the importance of friendliness and courtesy.

3. General experience indicates that "husky" girls - those who are just a little on the heavy side - are more even tempered and efficient than their underweight sisters.

4. Retain a physician to give each woman you hire a special physical examination - one covering female conditions. This step not only protects the property against the possibilities of lawsuit, but reveals whether the employee-to-be has any female weaknesses which would make her mentally or physically unfit for the job.

5. Stress at the outset the importance of time the fact that a minute or two lost here and there makes serious inroads on schedules. Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up.

6. Give the female employee a definite day-long schedule of duties so that they'll keep busy without bothering the management for instructions every few minutes. Numerous properties say that women make excellent workers when they have their jobs cut out for them, but that they lack initiative in finding work themselves.

7. Whenever possible, let the inside employee change from one job to another at some time during the day. Women are inclined to be less nervous and happier with change.

8. Give every girl an adequate number of rest periods during the day. You have to make some allowances for feminine psychology. A girl has more confidence and is more efficient if she can keep her hair tidied, apply fresh lipstick and wash her hands several times a day.

9. Be tactful when issuing instructions or in making criticisms. Women are often sensitive; they can't shrug off harsh words the way men do. Never ridicule a woman - it breaks her spirit and cuts off her efficiency.

10. Be reasonably considerate about using strong language around women. Even though a girl's husband or father may swear vociferously, she'll grow to dislike a place of business where she hears too much of this.

11. Get enough size variety in operator's uniforms so that each girl can have a proper fit. This point can't be stressed too much in keeping women happy."

Snopes has a bit of a writeup on it's authenticity: http://www.snopes.com/language/document/hiringwomen.asp

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21Apr/100

The Great Credit Card Prank

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This is hilarious.. be sure to check out the great credit card prank II linked at the end of the article!

Credit card signatures are a useless mechanism designed to make you feel safe, like airport security checks. So my question was, how crazy would I have to make my signature before someone would actually notice?

http://www.zug.com/pranks/credit/

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11Feb/100

Video: Journey Video Parody Final Cut

For those who remember my recent post about my summer working on a web series, here are some end results.

The comedic "Air Band", Sex Hair does a remake of the classic video from the 80s: 'Separate Ways" by Journey.  All 88 shots were story boarded to match the original video. This video was shot in the Summer of 2009 on a weekend that went well over 100 degrees.  Hats off to Understory Productions of Eugene, OR for the time and effort put into the video.

The first video below is the final video, the second is the rough cut with a comparison of the original Journey video in the bottom right corner.  The second video is a rough cut missing a few shots in the last few seconds.

Final:

Rough Cut With Comparison To Real Video

For those interested The series we're working on is a comedy sitcom called Sex Hair. Sex Hair is a band that seems somewhat bent on the 80s. Interestingly, Sex Hair is an Air Band who never seems to get the professionalism of being ‘in the industry’ quite right. Their rival band called the Gloryholes seem to have it more together than they do, being a thorn in their side at every turn.

Season 1 follows the band as they work up to compete in the town's battle of the (air) bands contest. The winning band receives a brand spanking new tour bus to haul around the band's air equipment.

We're back on track and the website will be launching shortly @ http://www.watchsexhair.com and on twitter at @sexhairseries.



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Video: Journey Video Parody Final Cut