Linux Command Line Tools for CMD.EXE
For me, I find the linux command line like a second home. When I'm on Windows, I find that I live in CMD.EXE a majority of the time -- I usually always have a command prompt open. Aside from everything about Windows that drives me insane on a regular basis, I find the command prompt almost useless by itself, especially when compared to linux.
How often do you hop on a windows command prompt and type 'ls' instead of 'dir'? Somewhere along the way I started collecting small collections of Linux tools that run in the windows command prompt. Every few months someone else asks if I can send them my archive of tools as they don't want to deal with msys or cygwin... These are from various sources over the years, including various collections of others.
The full list of programs included in the archive is here: http://www.brian-shaffer.com/dls/nixutils.txt
Download the archive here: http://www.brian-shaffer.com/dls/nixutils.zip
Just add it to your path environment variable.
Linux Command Line Tools for CMD.EXEPostsecret Archive
I've posted before about PostSecret.. one of my weekly sites I visit...
I came across more than 1200 postcards from this site (which aren't available on the site, as there are no archives). I've put em up so you can check em out.
Here: http://shafe.kicks-ass.net/ps/

From The Site:
PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.
You are invited to anonymously contribute your secrets to PostSecret. Each secret can be a hope, regret, funny experience, unseen kindness, fantasy, belief, fear, betrayal, erotic desire, confession, or childhood humiliation. Reveal anything - as long as it is true and you have never shared it with anyone before.
Create your 4-by-6-inch postcards out of any mailable material. If you want to share two or more secrets, use multiple postcards. Put your complete secret and image on one side of the postcard.
My Battle With The Local FOX Affiliate
This is my story of a small battle with my local FOX affiliate in Dayton, OH. It involves my love of Star Trek, Bad Web Developers, non-responsive corporations, and the news media. This is rather old, but I just came across the Wired News Story about the incident again, and was inspired to tell the story.
What Started It All.
6 Years ago, the show Star Trek Voyager was on the air, however problems between UPN and Fox, forced many Fox affiliates to drop the UPN Show.
Unfortunately in Dayton, OH they did this during after the 1st part of a 2 parter. I was pissed. After waiting and waiting hoping to hear something about the show, I eventually realized it was no longer going to be aired on broadcast TV in my town.
Protest.
I went to the FOX 45 website, and tried to find an email address to lodge my complaint. This site was the WORST front page site I had ever seen. There was no email contact, only a website form which I proceeded to fill out. A few choice words might I add. Then I proceeded to click that SUBMIT button with a vengeful satisfaction.
The next page alerts me that I did not fill out the form completely. They expected me to not only provide my name and email address, but my full address and telephone number. This was a bit disturbing, but I felt that their offense was so severe, I would do anything to get my show back. So I went back and filled everything out.
A few weeks went by and no response. Not even an autoresponder saying that they got my complaint. So I returned to the website and lodged another complaint, filling in all of my information.
Again, a few weeks went by and nothing.
By this time it had been a month without Star Trek and thanks to the net I was well aware that there was a conclusion to the cliffhanger they left me with. So I found myself back on the website. This time determined to find an email address.
The Discovery
I figured that form I had filled out a few times was simply emailed to someone at the station and the 'Mail To' form on the page might have an email address in the HTML code. So, I went back to the page and did a view source. There was no email address to be found but there was a reference to a file. it was something like /_vti_xxx/comments.txt So I simply appended that path to the url... (i.e. www.fox45.com/_vti_xxx/comments.txt) and waited and waited and waited for my dialup connection to load this amazingly large page.
I was dumbfounded. What was there was every single comment submitted to the site, complete with names, addresses, phone numbers and email addresses. The FIRST thing I noticed was that I was not alone in my anger about the Star Trek show. I was only one of hundreds complaining. But I had come to the realization that all of these peoples personal information was there for the taking by anyone with a web browser, including my own personal information (in there twice!).
I was amazed at the sheer lack of competence for a professional organization in their web security. Even in 1999. While that may be expected from a fan site or a hobby site, you would not expect that from a business (at the same time you wouldn't expect a reputable company to use Frontpage 97).
Trying To Get FOX 45 to Listen
I printed all 500+ pages of this publicly accessable page to my fax program and let my computer send this fax to the station with a cover letter explaining my concern and detailing the problem.
A few weeks pass and no response. The file remained.
So.. again..I resend the fax... I'm sure they really loved the fact I was faxing them more than a ream of paper. TWICE. Someone HAD to notice that.
About 3 days later the contact page disappeared and offered a generic email address to send comments to. However the file containing everyone's information was still up there. So this time, I altered my cover letter, letting them know that removing the contact page doesnt remove the data that was submitted though the (now) missing page. Another 500+ page fax plus emails to the generic contact addresses listed on the site... (still trying to get their attention).
Drastic Action
A few more weeks passed and nothing. A friend of mine where talking about this and how totally wrong the situation was and decided that we would send the link/url to everyone's email address who had their information compromised.
I dont' have a copy of the email we sent anymore, but we explained the situation, provided the url so they could see for themselves, and encouraged everyone to call the station and demand that their information be secured.
We wrote a simple perl script (less than 8 lines of code) to extract all of the email addresses from the file and put them nicely by themselves in a 1 address per line output file. We proceeded to send the emails to everyone who's information was in there. We also added email addresses of competing television stations in the area, as well as various other media outlets. The emails where sent them under an anonymous name, Black Flag, with a real return email address so that we could get responses.
This was about 1am... The emails went out, we went to bed and then to work in the morning and after work all hell broke loose. Several news agencencies had emailed wanting an interview. Wired being the most notable, wanted an interview, but we didnt respond in time and they ran the story anyway. The file on the net was gone. There was an outpouring of support from people who appreciated what we had done, A few emails to our web-host claiming we where spamming them and The FOX Affiliate cried foul and said that we 'hacked' them and claimed that we even changed his password so they could not access the site. All this from a simple VIEW SOURCE command available on all web browsers.
Quote:
"We feel like we got hit in the back of the head," said Hanson, who claimed that Black Flag had changed his password so that he could not access his site. "They come along and they mess with this info, and then they send a mass mailing, so here we are in this whirlwind."
Quote:
A search of the file by Wired News uncovered 657 individual email addresses. The page was removed from the site at about 9:25 a.m. PST.
Anyway... it took a lot to get them to take the file down, but after some extreme measures they finally did.
I called and claimed responsibility and asked them if they would hire me. They seemed a bit busy, and declined my job offer.
Why am I writing about something from 6 years ago.. ehh.. I just came across the Wired news story and found it amusing... a bit distorted, but amusing... You can read it here:
http://wired-vig.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,17437,00.html
A Day In The Life Of My Dog
I always wonder how my dog spends her days...
I've always assumed that due to her age she just lays on the bed all day...
So... to discover what exactly she does, I setup a webcam, capturing a frame every 8 minutes OR whenever there was motion detected... The video starts around Noon and ends around 10pm.. this is funny.. A whole day in 25 seconds...

Google Video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3943250091873693265
The Ex And The Personal Ad I Placed For Her
The Ex, and The Personal Ad I Placed For Her....
One night after a few beers, I noticed that the local weekly paper here in Eugene allows you to place free personal ads up to 18 words through their website. Since I was suddenly out of an almost 8 year long relationship, and the ex and I where getting along pretty well. I thought it would be a nice thing to place an ad for her in the Women Seeking Men section (funny how alcohol makes it seem like a thoughtful, nice thing).
Anyway, the ad was placed ran for 4 weeks, and got some responses. After the first few days of listening to these ads, I decided that this was the perfect anthropology experiment. Below are the results of the experiment, complete with the transcribed responses, along with my ratings of each response, and commentary from my twisted little mind.
First let me explain the ranking system a bit before we dive into this:
THE RANKING SYSTEM:
Drunk:
Was the respondent noticeably drunk when he called?
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes/No
Mentions being well hung or the size of his member.
Looking For Rebound Relationship:
Recently left a relationship and is desperate for sex.
Overall Rating:
1 through 10 ... 1 is BORING.. 10 is GREAT.
Next, the most important part..
THE AD THAT WAS PLACED:
I had managed to down a few drinks before coming up with this 17 word work of art
WOMEN SEEKING MEN:
SWF 36 ISO Open Minded Well Hung Gelding. ?No Computer Geeks. ?Me: Red Hair, Newly Single, Likes outdoors, Black Dogs, Art, Willing to experiment. Let me clean your sheath. #5240
THE VOICE MAILBOX GREETING
So, I almost went into a panic when I discovered that you had to record a voice greeting that later had to be approved before you could retrieve your messages. I spent hours practicing my best woman impersonation, but it just wasn't happening... That is UNTIL.. .. I decided to find a song. I chose the legendary punk rock band the poison girls to serve as the voice greeting. You can listen to the voice greeting here:
http://shafe.kicks-ass.net/vgreet.mp3
Luckily, it was approved and I was able to start getting messages. I think that the whole approval process was to cover their asses, they just wanted to make sure the voice greeting didn't disclose any personal information such as address, full name or phone number, for the person placing the ads own protection.
The Overview of Results
After everything was transcribed, I was able to tally up the results in a survey like manner; here is the overview of the respondent results.
Total Number Of Respondents:
25 (100%)
Number Of Noticeably Drunk Respondents:
36% (9)
Number Of Respondents Mentioning Endowment:
44% (11)
Number Of Respondents With Sexual Horse References:
32% (8)
Number Of Respondents Who Played Recorded Music To Voice Mail:
4% (1)
Number Of Respondents Who Called More Than Once:
4% (1)
Number Of Respondents Who Spent More Than $6 On The Call:
52% (13)
Estimated Money Spent By Respondents To Respond To Ad:
Approx. $175+
THE REPSONSES
Note: There where about 4 more, that seemed boring, but I couldnt read my drunken transcription to add them to this. My comments are in italics inside the ( )'s
Mitchell
Quote:
My name is Mitchell, I'm a teacher 6ft tall, long brown hair, of mixed origin.? I have a lot of experience in the saddle, trained by some --- ummm -- pretty good women, and I enjoy the company of women.? Give me a call if your interested xxx-xxxx
Drunk: Yes
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "Trained by some pretty good women" huh?
Comments: He enjoys the company of women.. hmmmm..
Overall Rating: 2/10
Mike
Quote:
Hi, This is Mike, awfully funny ad there.? I guess your newly single and your ready to get back on the horse.? I'm the one to call, I'm newly single, It's time to get back out there again.
Drunk: Couldn't Tell.
Speaks Of Endowment: y/n
Looking For Rebound Relationship: Yes
Favorite Quote: None.
Comments: none
Overall Rating: 2/10
The Callback
Quote:
Well I'm sure you got a few hundred ads (laughing at the voice message).? Let's see ---- No voice message, rockinest ad, one could imagine why you wouldn't leave a voice message.? [Laughs] Puts me in the risky respondent position.? I can't even visualize you without the voice.? I'm Jim xxx-xxxx (at this point he sounds like a drunk redneck).?? I've been described by a number of women as being well hung one even said 'now I know what everyone meant'.? I've never been one to think of myself particularly as exceptionally endowed, although well enough -- But then again I don't have a lot to compare it too.? There's a lot more to me than that.?? I hope you'll give me a call.? ---- [pause] ---- Can I tell you something about my self?? I probably should. ---
I'm 51.? 6ft 5inches.? Long hair, long beard, reviews have been favorable except from the 18 year long partner I'm no longer with .... I guess favorable from her too, just uhhhh... .---[pauses]--- in bed...?? You certainly have my attention, give me a call.? I'm babbling at $2 a minute.
Drunk: Yes
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes
Looking For Rebound Relationship: Yes
Favorite Quote: "I'm babbling at $2 a minute" Yes, you are.. Excessively babbling
Comments: see next one cuz he calls back!
Overall Rating: 10/10
Quote:
Jim again, Now that I've stopped laughing I realized there's a couple other things you might want to know.? I'm 175-180 lbs, --- I should have wrote all this down [laughs] --- One would think from what I said before this wasn't the case, nonetheless, for other reasons, IT'S BEEN QUITE A LONG TIME.? I'm definitely ready.
Drunk: Yes
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes
Looking For Rebound Relationship: Yes
Favorite Quote: "IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME"
Comments: Ok.. This guy complained about paying $2 a minute, rambles forever, THEN CALLS BACK @ $2 a minute. This guy gets a 10 in my book and a 'P' for persistence.
Overall Rating: 10/10 plus a P for persistence.
Responds to Personal Ad With A Personal Ad
Quote:
Replying to your ad.? I'm Robert, 6ft 1"/ short dark hair.? Attractive, Nice chest, broad shoulders, attractive, well endowed.? Hoping to hear from you soon.? If you could email me XXXXXXXX@yahoo.com
Drunk: Couldn't Tell.
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: None
Comments: This guy sounds like he's writing his own personal ad.
Overall Rating: 1/10
Pretty Thick
Quote:
This is roger, xxx-xxxx.? Read your ad in the weekly.? I am a little picky about appearance actually.? Probably before we ever meet I'd like to swap pics via email.? Call me and we can talk about the details.?? I'm 6ft 100lbs...... Actually I'm 6' - 100lbs and have a huge dick --[laughs at himself]--.?? I'm actually 210lbs, 6ft, and muscular build.?? I'm 9 inches and pretty thick.? I think I meet your qualifications.? I'm a nice guy, easy to talk to --- fun guy to hang with.? If your interested just call.
Drunk: No
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes, A bit too much.
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "I'm 9" and pretty thick" pretty thick skull? pretty thick neck?
Comments: This is the only one who actually provided dimensions.. with this much information it may be possible to generate a computer model.
Overall Rating: 4/10
Not Quite Divorced
Quote:
Pretty eccentric message.? So I'm looking at your ad here... No doubts your getting lots of responses.? It's a pretty yummy little ad -- I'm Daniel, 32yrs old, 6ft 2" -- 175lbs.? Nice HARD body, a nice guy in general, pretty good looks I think.? As far as being well hung.? I've been told I have a nice one.? I'm definitely not the kind of guy who says it's the size of the one but the wizard who works it or whatever -- size doesn't matter... So if you want to check me out leave me an email and I'll leave my email instead of my # simple because ---[pauses]----?? ---[still paused]--- I see your newly single... Well I'm SUPER newly single.? I'm just divorced.? I'm definitely looking for some experiences and your ad caught my eye.? --- No... Let me give you this one XXXXXX@yahoo.com.? I'm leaving that because my ex-wife is going to be staying at my house, taking care of my house and my dogs and I'm not quite ready for her to hear any random messages from the personal ads, but I'd love to hear from you.? It's a simple way to get in contact with each other and go from there.?? We can exchange pics via email, that's a simple way to see if the attraction is there, the physical is totally important to me --- yeah --- then we can talk by phone if it goes well.? Have fun.
Drunk: Yes
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes
Looking For Rebound Relationship: Yes And Most Likely Married
Favorite Quote: Whatever that shit was about the Wizard was pretty funny.. and oh yeah 'I'm not quite ready for her to hear any random messages from the personal ads' can you say MARRIED!
Comments: This guy is SO married... He's SUPER newly single and his ex-wife will be at his house so DONT call! Don't call because he's not ready for her to hear random messages from the personals.... Married.. For Sure.
Overall Rating: 5/10 plus an E for Effort
Man Of High Endurance
Quote:
Hey there, looking for a gelding? -- Well, I'm a gelding; I'm a man of high endurance, that's for sure.? My name is XXXXXXXX 6' 3", 225-230lbs, blue eyes, brown hair, good looking and the rest is very nice as well.? I live here in Eugene.? I am a grad student at the U of O.? Although I'm hilatiusly busy this week, I'm going to have a lot of free time this spring.? I plan on doing a lot of bike riding and surfing and being at the beach and getting a tan and all that good stuff -- so, if your interested --- Looking at your ad right now --- I also like art very much --- sooo --- (pause)-- And I like black dogs -- Love the outdoors and I LOVE redheads -- So -- (pauses) --- I'm not a computer geek, there's no doubt about it.? Ummm. .Give me a buzz XXX-XXX-XXX anytime.
Drunk: Couldn't Tell.
Speaks Of Endowment: Indirectly.
Looking For Rebound Relationship: Possibly
Favorite Quote: "And I like black dogs..." after looking at the ad.. So he doesnt like dogs of other colors?
Comments:
Overall Rating: 2/10
Horsy Ride
Quote:
(This ad starts with some music playing.. Wild, Wild Horses plays for 25-30 seconds).? I'm out plowing the back 40 now, but if you'd like to go for a horsy ride call xxx-xxxx and ask for Buckey.
Drunk: No Way
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: Says.. "Horsy"
Comments: The music was a nicely added touch to this one however; he still only gets a 5 for saying Horsy Ride and expecting to be taken seriously.
Overall Rating: 5/10
Tim
Quote:
Hello my name is Tim.? Responding to your ad.? I'm 25 years old also newly single and your ad interested me.? My phone # is xxx-xxxx and I can usually be reached in the evenings if your interested give me a call.? Bye.
Drunk: Yes, Very
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: Possibly
Favorite Quote: None
Comments: Boring Boring Boring
Overall Rating: 1/10
Disclose Nothing!
Quote:
Well that's a very interesting and unique message.? My name is Jeff my # is xxx-xxxx.? I read your ad and like to get a bit more information about you and I'd be happy to share a little bit about me.? My # is xxx-xxx
Drunk: No
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: None
Comments: I plead the fifth!
Overall Rating: 1/10
Ben
Quote:
Hi this is Ben, I am a 23 year old, well-fit individual.? I am recently out of a relationship myself.? I am trim, athletic and very explorative. I'm well hung as well.? So if your interest call xxx-xxxx
Drunk: No
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "Athletic and very explorative"
Comments: Explorative... hmmmmm..
Overall Rating: 1/10
Jeff, Who Doesn't Answer Personal Ads
Quote:
Hello this is Jeff XXXXXX my number is xxx-xxxxxx (Yes that is the wrong number of numbers for a real phone number.. this guy is trashed).? I normally don't call these kind of personal ads, but I thought I'd respond to this particular one because I pretty much fit all of the criteria that you say.? I'm 24, I'm young and experienced at the same time... .Yeah.. I'm your well-hung horse right here.?? ---- I don't want that to be too bad of a comment -- I'm sorry -- I usually don't make these calls but I'll definitely make it worth your while.? My number is xxx-xxx-xxxx (Right number of numbers for a real phone number this time)
Drunk: Yes OMG Yes!
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "I normally don't call these kind of personal ads"
Comments: Fits ALL of the criteria.. hehehe
Overall Rating: 7/10
Has No Life After Work
Quote:
Interesting message.? Not sure what that meant. My name is Bob.? I kind of fit the mold your looking for so ummmm .... give me a call.?? 6:00 or after I'm ALWAYS here --- so --- anyway my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx
Drunk: Unknown
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "6:00 or after I'm ALWAYS here"
Comments: Never leaves home after 6.. Poor guy, maybe because his responses are so DAMN boring.
Overall Rating: 3/10
Don't Californicate Oregon!
Quote:
My name is Billy and I am replying to your ad.? A little bit about me.? I'm 29, I have black hair, blue eyes, good-looking guy.? I'm from the San Fran Bay Area.? Student of the U of O.? So I guess that's it for now.? What I'll do is leave my number.? You more than welcome to give me a call anytime.?? xxx-xxx-xxxx
Drunk: Unknown
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "What I'll Do Is Leave My Number"... Good idea... I cant wait to prank call.
Comments: None
Overall Rating: 3/10
Likes To Make Horse References
Quote:
Hi, I read your ad in the Eugene Weekly.? If you'd like to horse around I know what horsing around is all about -- so my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx.? If you'd like to play the mayer and gelding or stallion thing.. Hey, sounds good to me --- anyway, you can call me anytime and I'll be glad to talk.? My name is John.
Drunk: Possibly
Speaks Of Endowment: Not Directly. But yes, indirectly.
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "If you'd like to play the mayer and gelding or stallion thing."
Comments: John is full of horse references... so many horse references.. I should write a book of sexual horse references after all this.
Overall Rating: 5/10
It's Easter Morning, I'm Drunk and I can Lick Like A Dog
Quote:
My name is Shawn.? It's the 26th about a quarter past 4 in the morning.? Just saw your ad in the Eugene Weekly and Uhhhh.......? (long pause) ------ not a computer geek ---- ummmm -------- I don't know about a well hung gelding, might be an average pony but ummm ----- (long pause) --- I got red hair to ---------- (long pause) ------ Also newly single --- ummmmm -----(long pause) ------ I like all dogs they don't have to be black.? I've been told I can lick like a dog if that does anything for you.? I'd like to let you clean my sheath but it's got to be a give and take kind of thing.? I love to spoil (pause) and pamper (pause) and.......... (long pause) and serve.?? My email address is xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com.? I'd like to hear from you.? We can kinda chat about this a little bit and discuss wants, needs, experiences and go from there.? My name is Shawn, 26 years old, hope to hear from you.? Have a good day.
Drunk: Yes
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes
Looking For Rebound Relationship: Yes
Favorite Quote: That's a toss up between "I've been told I can lick like a dog..." and "Have a good day"
Comments: Calls Easter morning at 3:45 am... newly single.. poor guy... I was feeling sorry for him with all his modesty until the 'lick like a dog' line and the long pause before he says he likes to serve.
Overall Rating: 8/10
Rico, The Artist
Quote:
Hi, My name is Rico.? I'm an Afro-Puerto-Rican.? I'm a musician, singer, song writer (In other words, cannot pay the bills?).? I love the outdoors, I love animals, I have a dog and 2 cats and I'd like to get to know you if that's possible. My number is xxx-xxxx and I'm usually home after 5.
Drunk: No
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "I'm a musician, singer, song writer", I love hearing that line in a bar.
Comments: Overall pretty boring.. bleh
Overall Rating: 3/10
EASTER MORNING CALLS:
Zack
Quote:
I'm Zack.? 5' 9", 160lbs muscular build, short brown hair, hazel green eyes, attractive male in south Eugene. Definitely got what you're looking for.? In really good shape.? I love to spoil a good-looking girl.. Beautiful woman... Again this is Zack my cell number is xxx-xxx-xxxx
Drunk: No
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: None
Comments: Boring. Lives in my side of town.. Maybe I'll google his number and take a pic of his house to make this one more interesting.
Overall Rating: 1/10
Likes to Experiment to See What Comes UP
Quote:
Hi, this is Jonathan, I'm 29 years old, I'm in good athletic muscular shape.? I like the outdoors and being active.? I am pretty experimental when it comes to sexual endeavors so I like to try a lot of different stuff and just see what comes up.? My # is xxx-xxxx
Drunk: No
Speaks Of Endowment: No
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: I am pretty experimental .....I like to try a lot of different stuff and just see what comes up
Comments: That whole see 'what comes up' line is too much.. I don't even think he realized what he was saying. However being that experimental who knows?
Overall Rating: 8/10
Denny, The Man
Quote:
Hi, I'm your hung horse!? My name is Denny, I'm very tall and I have HUGE hands that like to slowly caress a woman's body until she moans and shutters in pleasure.? I'm not a gelding, a gelding is a castrated stallion, I'm not castrated, but I AM a stallion -- and you can ride this stallion to the moon if you'd like.? I'm very well endowed and I can last as long as you want me to.? I'm looking for a playmate and a partner in pleasure and passion.? My number is xxx-xxxx
Drunk: No
Speaks Of Endowment: Yes
Looking For Rebound Relationship: No
Favorite Quote: "You can ride this stallion to the moon"
Comments: This guy gets a nine, just because of the tone of his voice, which can't be conveyed here. He was on it. I swear he had this written down and it just rolled off his tongue.. Hell I may call him back myself.
Overall Rating: 9/10
VOTE FOR THE RESPONDENT THE EX SHOULD BE SETUP WITH HERE:
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Next Time.... Actress calls respondents back.
Coming Soon.. Email Exchanges with respondents.
After That... The next ad... Denny gets his own personal ad.





