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17Jan/111

Signs Of The Times?

I was going through my phone and noticed I have a tendency to take pictures of things that just strike me as a "WTF Moment"... here are some of those pics...


The first in the roll, was a sign at a bank. It seems that someone could have worded this better. This one really makes you feel like your money is safe... and you are safe as well...


When I buy my dog treats it's always good to note that they are non-toxic.


Open - TELL 8! Because 8 needs to know!


This gem was sighted in a pub in Newport, OR during a weekend vacation.



I had never considered the risk of drowning in an elevator until this...


Recession-proof haircuts?


This has obviously been such a problem that a sign was required.....


from another local pub....


You gotta love free stuff.. but what are they saying about the back of the brig?  And have people been taking their free couches and "briging" them back to the point where it has become problematic enough to require a sign?


When you are in Winco buying dog treats... No Sampling PLEASE!


This just confused me.. to the point where wikipedia was required...

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15Jun/100

Top offbeat vacation spots for 2010 Part 2 of 2

This is part 2 of a 2 part series.  If you missed part one.  Check it out:  Top offbeat vacation spots for 2010 Part 1 of 3

Anyone else in desprate need of a vacation? I know I could always use a break from the stresses of work and household responsibilities. Being who I am, I typically don't go for your usual vacation spots.

Chernobyl

In April on 1986 the worst nuclear disaster that has ever hit planet earth took place at the Chernobyle nuclear power plan in the Ukraine.  Rating a 'Level 7 ' on the Internation Nuclear Event Scale.  The accident sent 400 times more fallout than was released by the atomic bombing of Hiroshima.   336,000 people had to be resettled.  The hardest hit by the disaster was the nearby city of Pripyat.  Pripyat had a population of around 50,000.

While long term exposure isn't recommended, it is considered safe to visit.

From Wikipedia:

There is a 17-mile Exclusion Zone around Chernobyl where officially nobody is allowed to live, but people do. These "resettlers" are elderly people who lived in the region prior to the disaster. Today there are approximately 10,000 people between the ages of 60 and 90 living within the Zone around Chernobyl. Younger families are allowed to visit, but only for brief periods of time.

Eventually the land could be utilized for some sort of industrial purpose that would involve concrete sites. But estimates range from 60 – 200 years before this would be allowed. Farming or any other type of agricultural industry would be dangerous and completely inappropriate for at least 200 years. It will be at least two centuries before there is any chance the situation can change within the 1.5-mile Exclusion Zone. As for the #4 reactor where the meltdown occurred, we estimate it will be 20,000 years before the real estate will be fully safe.

24 years later, you can now visit and get a healthy dose of reality (and radiation).  Tours will run you around $500 for a single person, with the price going down for groups of more than 2.  Get the full scoop on their offerings here:

http://tourkiev.com/chernobyltour/

One of my favorite photo journals of the area is Elena's Motorcycle Ride through Chernobyl.  Here commentary adds so much to her solo visit to the area.  Check it out here:

http://www.kiddofspeed.com/default.htm

Cinci Subway

Cincinatti, Ohio began building a subway system between 1920 through 1925. The $6 million bond issue in 1916 was exhausted in 1925, no further money was obtained, and construction never resumed. The incomplete subway system still lays below the city. As I lived 30 minutes from Cincinatti, I'm a bit dissappointed that I never got to go explore it..  It is the largest abandoned subway tunnel in the United States.

In the 1980s the city pitched the tunnels to Hollywood as an ideal location to shoot Batman Forever, To date though, the tunnels have not been used in any feature films.

Twice a year, tours are given, which is why it made it on my list. The Cincinnati Museum Center Heritage Programs provides a "Talk & Walk Tour," which lasts approximately two hours. It begins with a presentation about the history of the subway and continues with a five-block walk underground.  A lot of new interest has been generated of this long abandoned failure of the city.  In fact this June an hour long documentary about the history and current state of the subway will be released.  Be sure to have a look at the trailer.

Here are some links with some great pics of what it looks like now.. as well as construction pics and a ton more info...

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http://www.forgottenoh.com/subway.html

Even more detailed info here:

http://www.cincinnati-transit.net/subway.html

Any places that you would like to add?

Also See: My Trip To Bohemia Ghost TownTune in next Tuesday for Part 2 of my 2 part series.

8Jun/100

Top offbeat vacation spots for 2010 Part 1 of 2

Anyone else in desprate need of a vacation?  I know I could always use a break from the stresses of work and household responsibilities.  Being who I am, I typically don't go for your usual vacation spots.  I'm happy to announce my part 1 of a 2 part series of my Top Offbeat Vacation Spots for 2010.

Centralia, PA


If your heading out east be sure to make a quick stop in Centralia, PA. This is the town that the Silent Hill movie was loosely based off of.  The ruins of Centralia Pennsylvania no longer exists on some maps. In 1962 someone decided to burn some trash in the pit of an abandoned strip mine which connected to a coal vein running near the surface. The result was one of the longest running underground fires in history.

For the next 20 years workers fought the fire by digging trenches and flushing the mines with water and ash.  All efforts to extinguish the fire failed and government officials didn't make any serious attempts to save the town.  By the early 80s the fire affected a majority of the town and homes had to be abandoned due to fire hazards and toxic levels of carbon monoxide.

One study that concluded in 1983 determined that the fire could burn for another century or more and could possibly spread over an area of 3700 acres.

As time passed, each feeble attempt to do anything to stop the fire or help the residents of Centralia would cost more and more due to the fires progression. Over 47 years and 40 million dollars later the fire still burns through old coal mines and veins under the town and the surrounding hillsides on several fronts. The fire, smoke, fumes and toxic gases that came up through the back yards, basements and streets of Centralia literally ripped the town apart. Most of the homes were condemned and residents were relocated over the years with grants from the federal government although some die-hards refused to be bought out and some still remain in the town. Today Centralia is a virtual ghost town with only a few remaining residents. As they continue to live in their beloved homes now owned by the federal government, people pass every day along Route 61, most totally unaware of the history surrounding them and the sad story of Centralia.

Studies have shown that if the fire is not contained it will continue to spread following the rich coal deposits and eventually threaten the neighboring town of Ashland, less that two miles away. Many people including former (and current) residents of Centralia insist that there is more to this story than meets the eye. Some believe that the rich deposits of coal beneath the town itself is the reason for the forced relocation of the towns people and to force the town to go defunct, giving up its mineral rights. The stories around what is happening here vary depending on who you talk to or what you read. What is certain is what has happened to this small community and the fact that Centralia as it once was, will never be again.

Thinking of visiting or just want a lot more info with a lot of pictures?  Check this site out: http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/centralia.htm

Seattle Underground

Being in the Pacific Northwest and living so near to Seattle, I can't believe I haven't done this yet.   The story goes something like:  June 6th 1889, Seattle's central business district was destroyed by a massive fire.  The fire destroyed 33 city blocks.  The fire crews made the mistake of turning on too many hoses at once to fight the massive fire, thus causing a massive loss in water pressure, which severely hindered their efforts.   To counter these issues in the future the the city decided  to regrade the streets one to two stories higher than the original street grade.  The regrade would prevent common flooding of many areas of the city and the new street level would also help ensure that toilets did not back up at high tide.

During the regrade, the original sidewalks and roads where 12-30 feet below ground level.  Ladders where placed so that people could climb from the sidewalks to the new entrances to the buildings.  Many a drunk met their demise navigating these ladders.   The ground floors of all of the buildings in the area became the basement, while the second floors became the ground level floor.

In 1907 the city condemned the Underground for fear of pneumonic plague.  The basements were left to deteriorate or were used as storage. Some became illegal flophouses for the homeless, gambling halls, speakeasies, and opium dens.

Here is a quick little video with a short tour of the underground:

If your interested in visiting, a guided tour is going to run you about $15 per person.  More info on tours here: http://www.undergroundtour.com/

There is a similar yet less interesting underground in portland: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_tunnels

Any places that you would like to add?

Also See: My Trip To Bohemia Ghost Town

Tune in next Tuesday for Part 2 of my 2 part series.

25Jan/100

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8Sep/092

Labor Day Getaway, Bohemia Ghost Town….

This past labor day weekend, we made the treacherous trek up Bohemia mountain.   Not a drive for the faint of heart, as more often than not you'll find yourself on a gravel road wide enough for one vehicle, cliff wall on one side and a sheer drop on the other, trying to avoid the various boulders sticking out of the road and hoping there isn't a vehicle coming the opposite direction.

Bohemia mountain is home to the historic Bohemia mining district and the long since forgotten Bohemia City, which is only a ghost town now.

I've been out to the mountain a handful of times now.  The first few times, some of the old abandoned mines where open so that you could go in and explore - which is extremely dangerous, due to the fact you could inhale toxic gas, explode unexploded explosives, or simply suffer from a mine collapse.  This time, apparently someone had taken the time to seal most all of the mines up.

Unlike previous visits, I actually got some video of the actual ghost town.

"Settlers discovered gold in what became the Bohemia mining district in the mid-1800s. By 1866, the area could boast of a town, Bohemia City, complete with saloons, hotel, and private housing. Cottage Grove provided food and other goods to the miners, shipping items up the steep grade of the Row River Valley. While some may have successfully mined gold ore, generally the Bohemia mines were marked by the boom and bust cycles typical of extraction resources. One contemporary writer claims that "if optimism had been a marketable commodity, all of Cottage Grove would have been rich." That optimism surged during times of economic insecurity, and when the stock market crashed in 1929, prospectors returned to the mines to wait out the Depression." -- From this site.

   
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